LADY: Awww, such a cutie. Not very old, right? How old is she?
ME: He. He is 2½ months old.
LADY: Now that’s not easy to tell when he’s dressed in red, is it?
ME: *Politely biting my tongue and thinking of a blog post I’m going to do*. Here he is in the gender-inappropriate, confusion causing outfit. I guess it’s our fault if he grows up gay. 
ME: He. He is 2½ months old.
LADY: Now that’s not easy to tell when he’s dressed in red, is it?
ME: *Politely biting my tongue and thinking of a blog post I’m going to do*. Here he is in the gender-inappropriate, confusion causing outfit. I guess it’s our fault if he grows up gay.
